Sell a Kidney

Want money fast? Sell a kidney. This might seem obvious, but most local business owners have this same demeanor when it comes to marketing. Here's when it becomes problematic.

Adil_M

6/4/20262 min read

Often times, there will be someone asking for a "fast" way to make money

"Hey, how can I make money now"

My Mentor has a best answer to this

"Want money fast? Just sell a kidney"

This makes us laugh and everything, but at the same time, this should be taken seriously. As we'll find ourselves doing the same

What I mean is, Looking to get an outcome without any substantial investment interms of time, energy and money.

I have talked to a lot of local business owners, and have seen this cropping up quite often.

  • Will I make my money back over the next week?

  • It has been two days, why haven't I got any leads?

  • It's been 2 weeks, why am I not at the top of Google yet?

Yes, you should keep your eye at the prize. But understand:

Things can take time.

And I don't mean to say this, to bind you in a contract for 3 months promising results then running away...

> Marketing requires data.

We test stuff. Different ads, websites, copy, call-to-actions (buy now, free consultation) etc

And once we find something working, we go in all steam engine, and make the maximum out of it

For example:

A dietitian wanted to test my skill sets. He asked me to run an awareness ad on Facebook for 5 days around promoting his weightloss service.

He gave me the ad. I rearranged the elements, set the campaign and hit launch

In 5 days, he made his money back!

Later, we launched a campaign around promoting his diabetes reversal offer.

In the first 10 days, no results.

We tested different types of ads. (image, testimonial video, etc)

At the end of the month, we had doubled his client base, from 30 patients a month to 50 a month.

(BTW, Click here to read the case study)

Sometimes, we can get results fast.

But often times, it takes time as we are testing out stuff in the real world. We are getting feedback from real people based on how they react on our marketing

This is what allows us to deliver results, and retain clients for longer. Instead of promising "brand identity" and graphics, and giving you assets that won't get you results.

So, I am not saying you'll have to wait ages...

But, acknowledge that things will take a few tweaks before everything get's running. At the end, it's totally worth it.

Imagine getting clients from a medium other then your referrals. This is one of the best ways to add more to your bottom line

Your retain your referral channels, while filling out the rest of your slots

So, want money fast? You can either sell a kidney, or wait a couple of weeks before making more then what you invest.

(BTW, not a good idea to sell your kidney. God forbid, if one get's damaged, the other one will help)

The choice is yours.

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